WARNER BROS BANG! CRASH! WALLOP! M.E! ?
So there I was this afternoon Tuesday 23/10/2012 having my
usual, boring, frustrating, but necessary rest courtesy of illness M.E when I
was woken by a loud explosion……when I say woken, it was more of a speedy cartoon fly off the bed, hit ceiling
and land back with a boing oing oing oing!
Don’t get me wrong, I’m proud to live near Warner bros film
studio here in Watford, its given hours of conversational pleasure over the years. The time I stood shoulder to
shoulder with Pierce Brosnan in the local pub one lunchtime….
it would have been
better if I’d known at the time, I couldn’t quite work out why everyone tha
opposite end of the bar were nodding their heads at me, waving, pointing &
smiling. I did casually glance to my side, but being short I didn’t look up at
his face, I just saw a suit and carried on with placing my order…I will not be
side tracked when it comes to food……not for anyone ;)
There’s been aeroplanes falling out of the sky, aeroplanes
falling out of the sky with people hanging from them, helicopter chases, people
jumping from exploding towers, fire, smoke, gunshots, explosions…ah yes
explosions.
The problem with M.E means most of us are sensitive to just
about everything, and while I don’t want to get all boring and scientific,
briefly, we don’t release the right amount of chemicals and hormones at the speed needed to calm us back down after something nerve racking or exciting happens,
like a healthy person does, which means we can be left in fright mode for hours
or days before our body settles back down again.
It’s very frustrating considering I used to be
quite tough….now I don’t mean tough as in “I’m ‘ard” I just mean I was able to cope with just about
anything and everything…. although the police did once tell me to remember that
I lived in Watford NOT Italy and that I wasn’t the Mafia…….little did they know
about the bodies under the floorboards or the horsehead in the freezer ( sound
evil laugh MWHA HA HA HA HA!)
Talking of horses, that’s the only problem I have with
Warner Bros Film studio, they tend to bolt the stable door waaaaaay after the horse has already bolted. Some weeks ago
now there was a large explosion which
had me and my poor mother jump out our skins and then three days later a note
was pushed through the door to say that courtesy of the studio filming there
would be explosions & gunshots and
fire and smoke as they were having a practice run………by that time I’d already
had my own practice run which involved my stomach falling out of my bottom.
But saying that we’re kinda used to it now…explosions and
things, not things falling out my bottom, and I’d rather have tha studio here
than not at all , infact I love living near the studio coz you never quite know
what's gonna happen next. Keep on keepin' on. Back Before Elvis.

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