Feeling Like A Rusty Antique
So when you're already feeling like the hunchback of notre dame and you think “I can't possibly get anything else wrong with me, things have got to be on the up”? Something else goes wrong with you & you’re rugby tackled to the ground and sat on by some other uninvited ailment. Anyone would think I was vying for a spot on Dickinson's deal to show off my collection, & I wouldn't mind off loading tha lot i can tell you. I can just see David Dickinson's face as I spread my ailments over the table, Scoliosis, M.E, Fibromyalgia, Osteoporosis, Hypoglycaemia, TMJ, & Costochondritis ……I wonder how he’d value that lot? “oooooooh cheap as chips” I don’t usually bring the smaller conditions to the table otherwise people would be sat there digging the fluff out their belly buttons with a biro & giving up the will to live. I’ve never thought “Why me”? but I do find myself thinking “For f**ks sake, give me a break once in awhile” ...