Elephants Ass

You'd be forgiven by tha title for thinkin this was gonna be a blog about me wanting to lose weight but its not. Since Friday I seem to have been suffering, now some would say its the M.E consequences of  givin it my all in tha recording studio for 4 hours but i feel like i've been flattened by one of these things below.  So if anyone sees one of these anywhere comin towards them  ruuuuuuun! oh hang on you cant, you have M.E ......er....hide under tha bed, disguise yaself by standing behind a tree just make sure it doesn't get ya. Its known as tha" Ten tonne M.E heffa-effa--lump" once flattened you wont forget it in a hurry. ;o xxx

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