I’m gonna make a sarni, that’s right up to tha sky
With all my favourite fillings a hundred slices high.
I’ll start with peanut butter, mashed banana, strawberry jam,
I’m a vegetarian so It best be veggie ham.
Egg mayonnaise and chocolate spread and sweet corn mixed with tuna
And I’ll cover it in ketchup, coz it’s red and I’m a gooner
But I’ve also squashed a yellow and black & reddish ice cream cornet
In My Sarni coz I’m Watford & If you’re Watford You’re a Hornet
Gotta have some hash browns somewhere in the mix
I thought I’d have just two or three but ended up with six.
Creamy mashed potato and half a tin of beans
Best not have a whole one or I’ll be trumping in my dreams.
Marmite and marshmallows, carrots, grated cheese
Onions, leeks and garlic, avocado, mushy peas,
Spinach, broccoli, cauliflower, and throw in branston pickle
And sherbet flying saucers coz they make my tonsils tickle.
Pancakes, mustard, lemon curd, cashew nuts with honey,
I’ve poured it over everything, MMmmm sweet, sticky and runny.
Marzipan and sausages and crisps to make it munchie,
In fact I used ten packets coz I like my sarnies crunchy,
Everything that’s scrumptious I’ve crammed into my butty
There are those who’ll think it’s wonderful and those who’ll think I’m nutty
So...I made it all, and ate it all, not a crumb left on the plate
But I’m gonna bring it up again, so I better g..........BLUUUUURRRR....
Whoops too late.